One liners I found Informative, (or Funny)

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

There are two rules for success.: 1) Don’t tell all you know.

There are two types of people in this world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
Until you hear them speak.

Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with the software.